Quotes

This is a fun list of quotes that have made me either laugh or think over the years.

  • "Discontent is the first necessity of progress." - Thomas A. Edison
  • Charles de Gaulle - "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."
  • Fifty percent of us have below-average intelligence.
  • "It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time." - Michelle Branch
  • Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
  • "I am certain there is too much certainty in the world." - Michael Crichton
  • The less you know, the more you believe.
  • "Enough is as good as a feast." Mary Poppins
  • It may be very nice to be important. But it's much more important to be nice.
  • "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." - Timothy Leary
  • "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan
  • "I'll snap away on that. Maybe incorporate that parrot." - Bill Z
  • What will they play at Sarah's funeral? God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.
  • "The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
  • Let life touch you.
  • Casualness leads to casualties.
  • Wherever you are, BE THERE.
  • Don't just get through the day, get FROM it.
  • "It seems easier, or it's a different kind of hard." - Holly B
  • It's a taxi!
  • "I'm laughing so hard that ears are threatening." - WLR
  • "So if you have a separate problem, then that's a separate problem." - DS
  • It's exactly like that, only different.
  • "You get to the holiday season and, you know, the whole world goes to shit." -JK
  • "See, I knew we just aren't popping enough pills." - AB
  • "We need to videocopy this." -WL "You mean photoshop it?" -BB
  • "That man is wearing a kiln!" - WL
  • (Said in cold darkness) "What's this on the floor of your car? Anything important?" - BB "Never." - KC "Oh yeah, it's a computer." - KC
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  • Said to Eli, "It's okay, I don't touch." - BB
  • "I'm lookin' California and feelin' Minnesota." - Soundgarden
  • "The grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting." - Soundgarden
  • "Hey, 72 is the new 50." - AB
  • To hell with that noise! - GmaC
  • "Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." - Mary Tyler Moore
  • "I smell kinda like a dog"
  • "I can't believe my sister used the term 'buzz kill'!" - BB
  • "But what if he thinks I don't need meds? I know I would like to try them."
  • "All I have to do is look at a screen and I'm sober."
  • "Who cares? We're home, we're safe... all we have to do is fall on the floor!" - BDA
  • "Why does the dog's head smell like beef?" - BB
  • "Calm down."
  • "Why is there a coffee maker behind that globe?"
  • "How did you blow up the TV!?"
  • "It smells like Spring today"... "No, that's just an illusion"
  • "This is the year for forgiveness, dammit."
  • "Call Instant Help!"
  • "I crack my toe at you!" - WLR
  • "I'll show YOU a [fill in last discussed action here]"
  • "I want pizza. Is it INSTANT!?"
  • "I have no patience, but I think I'll be a good mother."
  • "It's hotter than hell, but calmer than shit." - JWC
  • "You're overcompensating." - KC
  • "That was a very expensive vase, you bitch!"
  • "I hear sirens going by, what should I do?"
  • "I'm getting married tomorrow!" - WLR
  • "Well, I was born in New York..." - JDA
  • "I'm laughing so hard I can't drink!"
  • "A piece of your hair!?" - DD
  • "Hoah - Puhr... Hoah - Puhr..." - DD
  • "Observe cheetahs standing on a seemingly barrierless knoll."
  • "ctegdirb (11:07:39 AM): Maybe it's worth it..." - "freegirl029 (11:07:45 AM): Hmm, maybe it is all bullshit then."